Saturday 4 June 2005

It all started in Germany!

It all started in Germany!
Stone age porn

Archaeologists in Germany have found what could be the oldest pornographic scene in the world.

They have unearthed what they believe to be the 7,200-year-old figurines of a couple having sex, reports the Guardian.

The find, at an archaeological dig in Leipzig, shatters the belief that sex was a taboo subject in the stone age era.

First, Harald Stäuble of the Archaeological Institute of Saxony, discovered the 8cm lower half of a man, which he named Adonis von Zschernitz.

One month later, Dr Stäuble found what could be the matching female figurine.

Dr Stäuble said: "Adonis is bent forward and the female figure is bent forward even more.

"There are two ways of looking at this. The first is that they were doing a ritual dance, but the other possibility is that the man and woman were copulating and that he was standing behind her.

"The copulation option is far more likely, and would make this the oldest representation ever of a pornographic scene."

Pick-up line


Pick-up line
Now I've just heard the funniest pick-up line ever that a friend of mine, a bloke, was on the receiving end of last Friday night... a table of a few people were drinking, and as the numbers dwindled this chick making conversation with my mate suddenly asks,

"So, do you sleep?"

he replied with, "um, yeah, usually 5 or 6 hours ... why?"

"just wondering if you wanted to sleep at my place tonight?"

It all started in Germany!


It all started in Germany!
Stone age porn

Archaeologists in Germany have found what could be the oldest pornographic scene in the world.

They have unearthed what they believe to be the 7,200-year-old figurines of a couple having sex, reports the Guardian.

The find, at an archaeological dig in Leipzig, shatters the belief that sex was a taboo subject in the stone age era.

First, Harald Stäuble of the Archaeological Institute of Saxony, discovered the 8cm lower half of a man, which he named Adonis von Zschernitz.

One month later, Dr Stäuble found what could be the matching female figurine.

Dr Stäuble said: "Adonis is bent forward and the female figure is bent forward even more.

"There are two ways of looking at this. The first is that they were doing a ritual dance, but the other possibility is that the man and woman were copulating and that he was standing behind her.

"The copulation option is far more likely, and would make this the oldest representation ever of a pornographic scene."

Pick-up line


Now I've just heard the funniest pick-up line ever that a friend of mine, a bloke, was on the receiving end of last Friday night... a table of a few people were drinking, and as the numbers dwindled this chick making conversation with my mate suddenly asks,

"So, do you sleep?"

he replied with, "um, yeah, usually 5 or 6 hours ... why?"

"just wondering if you wanted to sleep at my place tonight?"


... now that is a woman of class